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Screw you 2012, there’s a new end of the world coming and this time it’s got an Egyptian flavour!

Ever been to the Valley Of The Kings and see the Great Pyramid of Giza? Yeah me either, but it sure does look cool.

One of the seven wonders of the ancient world, the Pyramid took an amazing 85 years (and countless slaves) to build, and has stood there in Egypt since 2500 BC!!!

All Giza Pyramids

According to historians the Egyptian pharaohs were obsessed with the stars and space, and may have built the pyramids to make contact with ancient astronaut aliens who were worshipped as Gods… but trust us it gets better. You might think these people are crackpots but we can’t stop listening and we’re sure you can’t stop reading!

Ancient Egyptian royals, such as the daughter of Akhenaten here, looked like aliens

One amateur stargazer is now claiming to have cracked the secret code of the Giza Pyramid, claiming that it’s positioning foretells the destruction of the Earth. Said doomsayer is Christian Numerologist David Meade, a *cough* Christian Numerologist who studies the relationship between numbers and their relationship with current and future events.

Meades tasked himself with matching space entities & bible verses to work out when the world will end, when a giant planet called Nibiru or Planet X will smash the Earth to pieces.

According to his ‘detailed analysis’, the mystery planet will first appear to us on September 23rd this year and crash into Earth sometime in October. He believes that the Great Pyramid is a date marker for the 23rd, and will spell out the doom of our planet.

Meade is so damn certain about this prediction that he dedicated an entire book to it, Planet X – The 2017 Arrival. Don’t think it was a best seller though…

Meade told The Daily Star that:

“It is very strange indeed that both the Great Sign of Revelation 12 and the Great Pyramid of Giza both point us to one precise moment in time – September 20 to 23, 2017.”

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He also stated the oldest Wonder Of The Ancient World is the ‘most accurately aligned structure in existence’, with the Giza Pyramid facing true north with only a tiny margin of error, and its location is at the centre of the world’s land mass.

“The east/west parallel that crosses the most land and the north/south meridian that crosses the most land intersect in two places on the Earth – one in the ocean and the other at the Great Pyramid.”

Still not convinced? Meade will blow you away with this knowledge:

“Review the facts – it was built five millennia ago, by someone who possessed a supernaturally high level of knowledge.”